Invasion of Baby supplies

Well it has happened. My entire house is slowly being eaten by Babies R Us. It just keeps eating and then shitting out pink stuff. Like "Onesies." What the fuck is that? I put together our stroller today and now it is in the way of people playing pool. Takes up the entire side of the fricken table! It does however fold down nicely into something close to the size of a Yugo.

AAaahh. My garage is also a victim of this invasion as well. Somewhere around seventy thousand diapers have made their way in there and I can no longer get to any of my stuff. Like my cordless drill, or my collection of various industrial strength glues.

In the end though I have to say that this invasion of baby stuff has made my life a little more interesting. I am talking of course about the video monitoring system we received as a gift to help us keep tabs on baby Farrah. She is not born yet, so I am using it to keep tabs on Kathy in the shower.

Hee hee.