Traffic Panic

I know we have all experienced a little road rage from time to time. We get cut off, tailgated, flipped off and yelled at by some stupid butthole who is dead sure he owns the piece of asphalt his car is on at any given moment. But have you ever experienced, (or know someone who has,) TRAFFIC PANIC!!! Aaaaaaagggghhhhh!

First of all the definition of traffic panic, is when you HAVE to be somewhere at a designated time and no matter what road you are driving on, it will be the wrong way to go. Congestion, road repairs or accident it makey no difference.

You are now out of breath, possibly starting to sweat from your entire head, I know I do, and suddenly your brain goes into fuggin overdrive trying to decide if driving down the sidewalk will get you there on time. " I have got to fuckin be there on time," says your brain. If I am late for this one more time I could possibly fall over dead. PANIC ATTACK!!!!!

The only known cure for this is prevention. If you have to be somewhere on Tuesday at 3pm, reschedule it for another time because in the Northwest you will not be getting there EVER!

The only other way to handle this problem or any other problem really is to somehow not be alive.

Go screw yourself traffic panic, we don't like you.

On another note. Tomorrow is the day Kathy and I have been waiting for. We get to find out if the baby Kathy is carrying in her tummy sack is a human. I am pretty sure it is, but just to make sure we have scheduled an ultrasound for tomorrow.

I know it will be very exciting to find out if it is a boy or a girl, but know matter what, I just hope it is human and not some creature.

Adios